The Milky Bars Are On Me

Let there be rejoicing and merriment! Declare a public holiday and bring forth the suckling pig! Let the dancing begin, for I have had a fantastically productive day!

I made 6 appointments today. To put that in context, my all time personal best is 8 in one day, and last week I managed only 4 in total.

I’ll spare the tedious details of my work, suffice to say that my main source of income currently comes from commission on any sales generated at these appointments.

On top of that, I went running again for the first time in several weeks. Well, I say running… that elicits images of Paula Radcliffe or Kelly Holmes at the peak of physical fitness, which would be wholly inaccurate.

Think more of the London marathon runners at the back dressed up as chickens or teapots, then reduce the distance travelled by tenfold, and remove the cumbersome costume excuse. That’s much more like it.

Still, 6 appointments! Permission to shout "Bravo" at an annoyingly loud volume?