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The Eagle Has Landed
Yes, the tiny bikini has arrived and it's...well...it's TINY.
Cons:
- Did I mention how tiny it is?
- No matter how far I run and how many sit ups I do, my belly will never achieve that "I've only eaten a tissue since last Thursday" look that is required for such a bikini.
- The waxing. Don't even mention the waxing.
Pros:
- I don't have cellulite. At least I can't see any cellulite from where I'm standing, and that's the main thing.
- I have more than my fair share of boobage to detract the eye away from my midriff. It's like sleight of hand but with fewer card tricks and more cleavage.
- It has my husband's seal of approval.
Oh dear, I'm sure I wouldn't be this shallow if I had something meaningful like having babies to think about.
Um...
Where did that come from? Getting broody can sneak up on you at the strangest times.
5 Comments:
I think you're very brave - I need to go over my swimwear at some point soon and darn the holes in the knees and elbows.
LOL at the darning!
(And it's more stupidity than bravery...)
Enjoy the tiny bikini!
Michele sent me, cute blog!
Shake what your Momma gave ya girl!!
If hubby likes it, I'm sure you look smashing.
Thanks for stopping by. I love your blog:-)
Thanks for visiting. Cute reflections - think you'll post the big decision? :o)
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