Hello, McFly?
Back to the Future fans may be disappointed to have missed this eBay auction for a ‘TIME MACHINE! For Time Travel?’.
There are some rather interesting philosophical questions raised by potential buyers, including (and I quote):
"Q: im highly interested in the time machine, but im afraid i might become a time travelen junky, similar to a drug addict. i may deside to do some out of the ordinary things, like make it so the owner of the lions isnt Mr. Ford and maybe they might win a few games. but if i do this, wouldnt it change, in essence present day. could you tell me the reprocutions that might be involved with me doing things like that, and if i was to go back in time and reproduce with multiple woman, and they get pregnant, if i return to the present day, would the be alive, but older than me, so would the legally bind me to being there father? please tell me what the rules to time travel are. i think it would be the best if you did for all of us. thanks
A: i did not invent the time machine, i just found it. so i would not know the rules of time travel.
Q: Is it safe to rub my backside on the time machine? what if my backside is REALLY really itchy? can animals use the time machine? what if i use the time machine to go into the past, but i dont own the time machine in the past, so will i be stuck there? am i now 82 years old?
A: yes,yes,no,no,i dont know
Q: Is it safe to have sex with?
A: i would not recommend it
Q: Does it make toast?
A: no"
There are some rather interesting philosophical questions raised by potential buyers, including (and I quote):
"Q: im highly interested in the time machine, but im afraid i might become a time travelen junky, similar to a drug addict. i may deside to do some out of the ordinary things, like make it so the owner of the lions isnt Mr. Ford and maybe they might win a few games. but if i do this, wouldnt it change, in essence present day. could you tell me the reprocutions that might be involved with me doing things like that, and if i was to go back in time and reproduce with multiple woman, and they get pregnant, if i return to the present day, would the be alive, but older than me, so would the legally bind me to being there father? please tell me what the rules to time travel are. i think it would be the best if you did for all of us. thanks
A: i did not invent the time machine, i just found it. so i would not know the rules of time travel.
Q: Is it safe to rub my backside on the time machine? what if my backside is REALLY really itchy? can animals use the time machine? what if i use the time machine to go into the past, but i dont own the time machine in the past, so will i be stuck there? am i now 82 years old?
A: yes,yes,no,no,i dont know
Q: Is it safe to have sex with?
A: i would not recommend it
Q: Does it make toast?
A: no"
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